Posted July 30, 2009 at 8:40 PM

Issues: Ethics

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Everyone has been led to believe for the past 30 years that Ronald Wilson Reagan was born in Illinois. However, no one has seen his actual, real birth certificate. Upon winning the 1980 election (due to the underhanded actions of the "National Endowment for the Preservation of Liberty", a shell organization that in reality was created to ensure Reagan won the election at any cost), he provided